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Guaranteed best original ska forward punk band in a hundred mile radius, or no money back!

TOFTS formed in the early phases of the pandemic. Life is short right so play some skacore! We’re those dudes that rock out in basements and backyards of Midwest America. No refunds and no credit quality tunes out of Chicagoland. Music that gets all the influencers to be more influential. We'll can be your new favorite band and you can act all hip when you'll say you discovered us.

Skacore Punk Post-Garage Whatever/Whenever

TOFTS Predictions? 

We'll play some shows, piss some people off, make some people happy, maybe piss each other off. Maybe burn the whole thing to the ground or maybe record an album.


Anyways, all the love we have left in our bones goes to the scene, the punks, the pit rats, the skaters and lost kids who's energy fuels ours. Thank you for this feedback loop of smashing bodies, feral screams, and curious gazes.

Looking to the Future

Yeah, we played the Cubby Bear . 

Yeah, we had our fair share of loss. 

Yeah, we have shows coming up. 

Yeah, we'll play dive bars, backyard, abandoned lots, fests and legit venues.

And Yeah, we'll play DIY venues!

Hit is up if you need the addy to any show. 

Hit us up extra hard if you needs something loud and fast.


Let’s melt some faces!

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